Post by LittleEther on Oct 9, 2015 18:24:41 GMT
To convince Eric Gajewski of something I told him, I am going to explain to you the unsolved theory of everything in physics. People have been looking for the answer for years. I am debating with people in another forums. They challenged me to solve the theory of everything, and I accepted.
Here it is:
Challenge accepted, though although I took some rudimentary calculus in high school, I am no expert in math. But I wasn't bad with algorithms when I took a summer to teach myself C#.
Quantum physics? Let me get a little crazy on you. You are expecting a type of answer a professor would give, but I'm not going to do that. Instead, I'll give you an answer that will make absolutely no sense.
The theory of everything: so you see that the Earth revolves around the Sun. Fair start. The moon revolves around the Earth. A little better. Did you ever wonder why the naked eye can't see stars if they're far enough away? But telescopes, especially the Hubble telescope can see an insane amount of things. Did you ever wonder why they put passwords on computers if the theory is that everyone is moral? A stupid decision. Here's the kicker: so we all know what two plus two equals, supposedly. Does it really equal four? No. Two and two cannot be combined. They are integral numbers in themselves, independent of any outcome. You cannot remove both numbers to create a new number. Here's the final solution: two plus two actually equals a saw squared. The peak and the trough in a saw wave squared. Not too many people have studied the theories behind sound. My grandfather wrote a thick thesis on it for his math doctorate.
So in essence, the theory of everything is found in a saw wave, which is why house music is such the rage today. The peak and trough, and everything in between--the integral sound it produces is addictive.
I told you it wouldn't make any sense.
**** if I know.
Nice.
To explain a little further, gravity is a sound. It is an extremely low frequency sound that is a combination of forces that attracts in its trough, and repulses in its peak. You can feel sound waves shake you at a concert. You can feel the vibrations, which are pulling and pushing you, forming a shaking sensation. Gravity is vibrations. Gravity is a saw wave, but without the theory of relativity, it is incomplete. The theory of relativity is a very high frequency sound, again unhearable. It compounds the saw wave: gravity, keeping it compact so that the universe doesn't oscillate. You could say its a phase reducer you might use in a sound making program.
Satisfied? That makes more sense.
Here it is:
For instance, if you created an actual theory of everything, (which would unify quantum physics with relativity) you would be guaranteed a Nobel Prize.
Challenge accepted, though although I took some rudimentary calculus in high school, I am no expert in math. But I wasn't bad with algorithms when I took a summer to teach myself C#.
Quantum physics? Let me get a little crazy on you. You are expecting a type of answer a professor would give, but I'm not going to do that. Instead, I'll give you an answer that will make absolutely no sense.
The theory of everything: so you see that the Earth revolves around the Sun. Fair start. The moon revolves around the Earth. A little better. Did you ever wonder why the naked eye can't see stars if they're far enough away? But telescopes, especially the Hubble telescope can see an insane amount of things. Did you ever wonder why they put passwords on computers if the theory is that everyone is moral? A stupid decision. Here's the kicker: so we all know what two plus two equals, supposedly. Does it really equal four? No. Two and two cannot be combined. They are integral numbers in themselves, independent of any outcome. You cannot remove both numbers to create a new number. Here's the final solution: two plus two actually equals a saw squared. The peak and the trough in a saw wave squared. Not too many people have studied the theories behind sound. My grandfather wrote a thick thesis on it for his math doctorate.
So in essence, the theory of everything is found in a saw wave, which is why house music is such the rage today. The peak and trough, and everything in between--the integral sound it produces is addictive.
I told you it wouldn't make any sense.
do you know what the philosophy i am talking about is called?
**** if I know.
All gods are trickster gods.
Nice.
To explain a little further, gravity is a sound. It is an extremely low frequency sound that is a combination of forces that attracts in its trough, and repulses in its peak. You can feel sound waves shake you at a concert. You can feel the vibrations, which are pulling and pushing you, forming a shaking sensation. Gravity is vibrations. Gravity is a saw wave, but without the theory of relativity, it is incomplete. The theory of relativity is a very high frequency sound, again unhearable. It compounds the saw wave: gravity, keeping it compact so that the universe doesn't oscillate. You could say its a phase reducer you might use in a sound making program.
Satisfied? That makes more sense.